All day, errdayy
(Source: oh-cute-couples)
- Hears noises at night:Well this is it this is the end for me I had an awful life
- Gets shampoo in my eyes:I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
- Heart is beating fast:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- A cop walks by:Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
- Taking a test:Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- Gets a sunburn:Skin cancer
A scared panda clings to a police officer’s leg after an earthquake hits China.
A scared panda clings to a police officer’s leg
A scared panda
A SCARED PANDA
(Source: 1ndian-summer)
either they’re referring to rape or it’s just a typo (cuming*). hopefully it’s the latter.
(Source: bi-cunt)
Starting to watch Vampire Diaries
(Source: fucking-for-virginityy)
